Act 2
Scene IV
Before Gloucester’s castle.
| Kent in the stocks. | |
| Enter King Lear, Fool, and Gentleman. | |
| King Lear |
’Tis strange that they should so depart from home,
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| Gentleman |
As I learn’d,
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| Kent | Hail to thee, noble master! |
| King Lear |
Ha!
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| Kent | No, my lord. |
| Fool | Ha, ha! he wears cruel garters. Horses are tied by the heads, dogs and bears by the neck, monkeys by the loins, and men by the legs: when a man’s over-lusty at legs, then he wears wooden nether-stocks. |
| King Lear |
What’s he that hath so much thy place mistook
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| Kent |
It is both he and she;
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| King Lear | No. |
| Kent | Yes. |
| King Lear | No, I say. |
| Kent | I say, yea. |
| King Lear | No, no, they would not. |
| Kent | Yes, they have. |
| King Lear | By Jupiter, I swear, no. |
| Kent | By Juno, I swear, ay. |
| King Lear |
They durst not do ’t;
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| Kent |
My lord, when at their home
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| Fool |
Winter’s not gone yet, if the wild-geese fly that way.
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| King Lear |
O, how this mother swells up toward my heart!
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| Kent | With the earl, sir, here within. |
| King Lear |
Follow me not;
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| Gentleman | Made you no more offence but what you speak of? |
| Kent |
None.
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| Fool | And thou hadst been set i’ the stocks for that question, thou hadst well deserved it. |
| Kent | Why, fool? |
| Fool | We’ll set thee to school to an ant, to teach thee there’s no labouring i’ the winter. All that follow their noses are led by their eyes but blind men; and there’s not a nose among twenty but can smell him that’s stinking. Let go thy hold when a great wheel runs down a hill, lest it break thy neck with following it: but the great one that goes up the hill, let him draw thee after. When a wise man gives thee better counsel, give me mine again: I would have none but knaves follow it, since a fool gives it. |
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That sir which serves and seeks for gain,
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| Kent | Where learned you this, fool? |
| Fool | Not i’ the stocks, fool. |
| Reenter King Lear with Gloucester. | |
| King Lear |
Deny to speak with me? They are sick? they are weary?
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| Gloucester |
My dear lord,
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| King Lear |
Vengeance! plague! death! confusion!
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| Gloucester | Well, my good lord, I have inform’d them so. |
| King Lear | Inform’d them! Dost thou understand me, man? |
| Gloucester | Ay, my good lord. |
| King Lear |
The king would speak with Cornwall; the dear father
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| Gloucester | I would have all well betwixt you. Exit. |
| King Lear | O me, my heart, my rising heart! but, down! |
| Fool | Cry to it, nuncle, as the cockney did to the eels when she put ’em i’ the paste alive; she knapped ’em o’ the coxcombs with a stick, and cried ‘Down, wantons, down!’ ’Twas her brother that, in pure kindness to his horse, buttered his hay. |
| Enter Cornwall, Regan, Gloucester, and Servants. | |
| King Lear | Good morrow to you both. |
| Cornwall | Hail to your grace! Kent is set at liberty. |
| Regan | I am glad to see your highness. |
| King Lear |
Regan, I think you are; I know what reason
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| Regan |
I pray you, sir, take patience: I have hope.
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| King Lear | Say, how is that? |
| Regan |
I cannot think my sister in the least
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| King Lear | My curses on her! |
| Regan |
O, sir, you are old.
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| King Lear |
Ask her forgiveness?
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| Regan |
Good sir, no more; these are unsightly tricks:
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| King Lear |
Rising. Never, Regan:
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| Cornwall | Fie, sir, fie! |
| King Lear |
You nimble lightnings, dart your blinding flames
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| Regan |
O the blest gods! so will you wish on me,
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| King Lear |
No, Regan, thou shalt never have my curse:
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| Regan | Good sir, to the purpose. |
| King Lear | Who put my man i’ the stocks? Tucket within. |
| Cornwall | What trumpet’s that? |
| Regan |
I know’t, my sister’s: this approves her letter,
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| Enter Oswald. | |
| Is your lady come? | |
| King Lear |
This is a slave, whose easy-borrow’d pride
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| Cornwall | What means your grace? |
| King Lear |
Who stock’d my servant? Regan, I have good hope
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| Enter Goneril. | |
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If you do love old men, if your sweet sway
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| Goneril |
Why not by the hand, sir? How have I offended?
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| King Lear |
O sides, you are too tough;
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| Cornwall |
I set him there, sir: but his own disorders
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| King Lear | You! did you? |
| Regan |
I pray you, father, being weak, seem so.
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| King Lear |
Return to her, and fifty men dismiss’d?
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| Goneril | At your choice, sir. |
| King Lear |
I prithee, daughter, do not make me mad:
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| Regan |
Not altogether so:
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| King Lear | Is this well spoken? |
| Regan |
I dare avouch it, sir: what, fifty followers?
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| Goneril |
Why might not you, my lord, receive attendance
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| Regan |
Why not, my lord? If then they chanced to slack you,
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| King Lear | I gave you all— |
| Regan | And in good time you gave it. |
| King Lear |
Made you my guardians, my depositariespeople entrusted with the care of another person's property;
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| Regan | And speak’t again, my lord; no more with me. |
| King Lear |
Those wicked creatures yet do look well-favour’d,
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| Goneril |
Hear me, my lord;
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| Regan | What need one? |
| King Lear |
O, reason not the need: our basest beggars
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| Exeunt King Lear, Gloucester, Kent, and Fool. | |
| Storm and tempest. | |
| Cornwall | Let us withdraw; ’twill be a storm. |
| Regan |
This house is little: the old man and his people
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| Goneril |
’Tis his own blame; hath put himself from rest,
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| Regan |
For his particular, I’ll receive him gladly,
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| Goneril |
So am I purposed.
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| Cornwall | Follow’d the old man forth: he is return’d. |
| Reenter Gloucester. | |
| Gloucester | The king is in high rage. |
| Cornwall | Whither is he going? |
| Gloucester | He calls to horse; but will I know not whither. |
| Cornwall | ’Tis best to give him way; he leads himself. |
| Goneril | My lord, entreat him by no means to stay. |
| Gloucester |
Alack, the night comes on, and the bleak winds
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| Regan |
O, sir, to wilful men,
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| Cornwall |
Shut up your doors, my lord; ’tis a wild night:
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