Classic Literature
King LearAct 1, Scene 5

Act 1

Scene V

Court before the same.

Enter King Lear, Kent, and Fool.
King Lear

Go you before to Gloucester with these letters.
Acquaint my daughter no further with any thing you
know than comes from her demand out of the letter.
If your diligence be not speedy, I shall be there afore you.

Kent I will not sleep, my lord, till I have delivered your letter. Exit.
Fool If a man’s brains were in’s heels, were’t not in danger of kibeschilblains; painful swellings caused by cold?
King Lear Ay, boy.
Fool Then, I prithee, be merry; thy wit shall ne’er go slip-shod.
King Lear Ha, ha, ha!
Fool Shalt see thy other daughter will use thee kindly; for though she’s as like this as a craba sour wild apple’s like an apple, yet I can tell what I can tell.
King Lear Why, what canst thou tell, my boy?
Fool She will taste as like this as a crab does to a crab. Thou canst tell why one’s nose stands i’ the middle on’s face?
King Lear No.
Fool Why, to keep one’s eyes of either side’s nose; that what a man cannot smell out, he may spy into.
King Lear I did her wrong⁠—
Fool Canst tell how an oyster makes his shell?
King Lear No.
Fool Nor I neither; but I can tell why a snail has a house.
King Lear Why?
Fool Why, to put his head in; not to give it away to his daughters, and leave his horns without a case.
King Lear I will forget my nature. So kind a father! Be my horses ready?
Fool Thy asses are gone about ’em. The reason why the seven stars are no more than seven is a pretty reason.
King Lear Because they are not eight?
Fool Yes, indeed: thou wouldst make a good fool.
King Lear To take ’t again perforce! Monster ingratitude!
Fool If thou wert my fool, nuncle, I’ld have thee beaten for being old before thy time.
King Lear How’s that?
Fool Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise.
King Lear

O, let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven!
Keep me in tempera balanced, controlled state of mind: I would not be mad!

Enter Gentleman.
How now! are the horses ready?
Gentleman Ready, my lord.
King Lear Come, boy.
Fool

She that’s a maid now, and laughs at my departure,
Shall not be a maid long, unless things be cut shorter. Exeunt.

Contents
Dramatis Personae1 min

Act 1

Act 1, Scene 111 minAct 1, Scene 26 minAct 1, Scene 31 minAct 1, Scene 412 minAct 1, Scene 52 min

Act 2

Act 2, Scene 15 minAct 2, Scene 26 minAct 2, Scene 31 minAct 2, Scene 411 min

Act 3

Act 3, Scene 12 minAct 3, Scene 23 minAct 3, Scene 31 minAct 3, Scene 47 minAct 3, Scene 51 minAct 3, Scene 64 minAct 3, Scene 74 min

Act 4

Act 4, Scene 13 minAct 4, Scene 23 minAct 4, Scene 32 minAct 4, Scene 41 minFull contents of King Lear
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