Act 1
Scene V
Court before the same.
| Enter King Lear, Kent, and Fool. | |
| King Lear |
Go you before to Gloucester with these letters.
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| Kent | I will not sleep, my lord, till I have delivered your letter. Exit. |
| Fool | If a man’s brains were in’s heels, were’t not in danger of kibeschilblains; painful swellings caused by cold? |
| King Lear | Ay, boy. |
| Fool | Then, I prithee, be merry; thy wit shall ne’er go slip-shod. |
| King Lear | Ha, ha, ha! |
| Fool | Shalt see thy other daughter will use thee kindly; for though she’s as like this as a craba sour wild apple’s like an apple, yet I can tell what I can tell. |
| King Lear | Why, what canst thou tell, my boy? |
| Fool | She will taste as like this as a crab does to a crab. Thou canst tell why one’s nose stands i’ the middle on’s face? |
| King Lear | No. |
| Fool | Why, to keep one’s eyes of either side’s nose; that what a man cannot smell out, he may spy into. |
| King Lear | I did her wrong— |
| Fool | Canst tell how an oyster makes his shell? |
| King Lear | No. |
| Fool | Nor I neither; but I can tell why a snail has a house. |
| King Lear | Why? |
| Fool | Why, to put his head in; not to give it away to his daughters, and leave his horns without a case. |
| King Lear | I will forget my nature. So kind a father! Be my horses ready? |
| Fool | Thy asses are gone about ’em. The reason why the seven stars are no more than seven is a pretty reason. |
| King Lear | Because they are not eight? |
| Fool | Yes, indeed: thou wouldst make a good fool. |
| King Lear | To take ’t again perforce! Monster ingratitude! |
| Fool | If thou wert my fool, nuncle, I’ld have thee beaten for being old before thy time. |
| King Lear | How’s that? |
| Fool | Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise. |
| King Lear |
O, let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven!
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| Enter Gentleman. | |
| How now! are the horses ready? | |
| Gentleman | Ready, my lord. |
| King Lear | Come, boy. |
| Fool |
She that’s a maid now, and laughs at my departure,
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