Act 3
Scene I
A room in the castle.
| Enter King, Queen, Polonius, Ophelia, Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern. | |
| King |
And can you, by no drift of circumstance,
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| Rosencrantz |
He does confess he feels himself distracted;
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| Guildenstern |
Nor do we find him forward to be sounded,
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| Queen | Did he receive you well? |
| Rosencrantz | Most like a gentleman. |
| Guildenstern | But with much forcing of his disposition. |
| Rosencrantz |
Niggard of question; but, of our demands,
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| Queen |
Did you assay him
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| Rosencrantz |
Madam, it so fell out, that certain players
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| Polonius |
’Tis most true:
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| King |
With all my heart; and it doth much content me
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| Rosencrantz | We shall, my lord. Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. |
| King |
Sweet Gertrude, leave us too;
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| Queen |
I shall obey you.
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| Ophelia | Madam, I wish it may. Exit Queen. |
| Polonius |
Ophelia, walk you here. Gracious, so please you,
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| King |
Aside. O, ’tis too true!
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| Polonius | I hear him coming: let’s withdraw, my lord. Exeunt King and Polonius. |
| Enter Hamlet. | |
| Hamlet |
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
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| Ophelia |
Good my lord,
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| Hamlet | I humbly thank you; well, well, well. |
| Ophelia |
My lord, I have remembrances of yours,
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| Hamlet |
No, not I;
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| Ophelia |
My honour’d lord, you know right well you did;
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| Hamlet | Ha, ha! are you honest? |
| Ophelia | My lord? |
| Hamlet | Are you fair? |
| Ophelia | What means your lordship? |
| Hamlet | That if you be honest and fair, your honesty should admit no discourse to your beauty. |
| Ophelia | Could beauty, my lord, have better commerce than with honesty? |
| Hamlet | Ay, truly; for the power of beauty will sooner transform honesty from what it is to a bawd than the force of honesty can translate beauty into his likeness: this was sometime a paradox, but now the time gives it proof. I did love you once. |
| Ophelia | Indeed, my lord, you made me believe so. |
| Hamlet | You should not have believed me; for virtue cannot so inoculate our old stock but we shall relish of it: I loved you not. |
| Ophelia | I was the more deceived. |
| Hamlet | Get thee to a nunnery: why wouldst thou be a breeder of sinners? I am myself indifferent honest; but yet I could accuse me of such things that it were better my mother had not borne me: I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offences at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in. What should such fellows as I do crawling between earth and heaven? We are arrant knaves, all; believe none of us. Go thy ways to a nunnery. Where’s your father? |
| Ophelia | At home, my lord. |
| Hamlet | Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the fool nowhere but in’s own house. Farewell. |
| Ophelia | O, help him, you sweet heavens! |
| Hamlet | If thou dost marry, I’ll give thee this plague for thy dowry: be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a nunnery, go: farewell. Or, if thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them. To a nunnery, go, and quickly too. Farewell. |
| Ophelia | O heavenly powers, restore him! |
| Hamlet | I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another: you jig, you amble, and you lisp, and nick-name God’s creatures, and make your wantonness your ignorance. Go to, I’ll no more on’t; it hath made me mad. I say, we will have no more marriages: those that are married already, all but one, shall live; the rest shall keep as they are. To a nunnery, go. Exit. |
| Ophelia |
O, what a noble mind is here o’erthrown!
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| Reenter King and Polonius. | |
| King |
Love! his affections do not that way tend;
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| Polonius |
It shall do well: but yet do I believe
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| King |
It shall be so:
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