Act 2
Scene I
Another part of the island.
| Enter Alonso, Sebastian, Antonio, Gonzalo, Adrian, Francisco, and others. | |
| Gonzalo |
Beseech you, sir, be merry; you have cause,
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| Alonso | Prithee, peace. |
| Sebastian | He receives comfort like cold porridge. |
| Antonio | The visitor will not give him o’er so. |
| Sebastian | Look he’s winding up the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike. |
| Gonzalo | Sir— |
| Sebastian | One: tell. |
| Gonzalo |
When every grief is entertain’d that’s offer’d,
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| Sebastian | A dollar. |
| Gonzalo | Doloursorrow or grief comes to him, indeed: you have spoken truer than you purposed. |
| Sebastian | You have taken it wiselier than I meant you should. |
| Gonzalo | Therefore, my lord— |
| Antonio | Fie, what a spendthrift is he of his tongue! |
| Alonso | I prithee, spare. |
| Gonzalo | Well, I have done: but yet— |
| Sebastian | He will be talking. |
| Antonio | Which, of he or Adrian, for a good wager, first begins to crow? |
| Sebastian | The old cock. |
| Antonio | The cockerel. |
| Sebastian | Done. The wager? |
| Antonio | A laughter. |
| Sebastian | A match! |
| Adrian | Though this island seem to be desert— |
| Sebastian | Ha, ha, ha! So, you’re paid. |
| Adrian | Uninhabitable and almost inaccessible— |
| Sebastian | Yet— |
| Adrian | Yet— |
| Antonio | He could not miss’t. |
| Adrian | It must needs be of subtle, tender and delicate temperance. |
| Antonio | Temperance was a delicate wench. |
| Sebastian | Ay, and a subtle; as he most learnedly delivered. |
| Adrian | The air breathes upon us here most sweetly. |
| Sebastian | As if it had lungs and rotten ones. |
| Antonio | Or as ’twere perfumed by a fen. |
| Gonzalo | Here is everything advantageous to life. |
| Antonio | True; save means to live. |
| Sebastian | Of that there’s none, or little. |
| Gonzalo | How lush and lusty the grass looks! how green! |
| Antonio | The ground indeed is tawny. |
| Sebastian | With an eye of green in’t. |
| Antonio | He misses not much. |
| Sebastian | No; he doth but mistake the truth totally. |
| Gonzalo | But the rarity of it is—which is indeed almost beyond credit— |
| Sebastian | As many vouched rarities are. |
| Gonzalo | That our garments, being, as they were, drenched in the sea, hold notwithstanding their freshness and glosses, being rather new-dyed than stained with salt water. |
| Antonio | If but one of his pockets could speak, would it not say he lies? |
| Sebastian | Ay, or very falsely pocket up his report |
| Gonzalo | Methinks our garments are now as fresh as when we put them on first in Afric, at the marriage of the king’s fair daughter Claribel to the King of Tunis. |
| Sebastian | ’Twas a sweet marriage, and we prosper well in our return. |
| Adrian | Tunis was never graced before with such a paragon to their queen. |
| Gonzalo | Not since widow Dido’s time. |
| Antonio | Widow! a pox o’ that! How came that widow in? widow Dido! |
| Sebastian | What if he had said “widower Aenea” too? Good Lord, how you take it! |
| Adrian | “Widow Dido” said you? you make me study of that: she was of Carthage, not of Tunis. |
| Gonzalo | This Tunis, sir, was Carthage. |
| Adrian | Carthage? |
| Gonzalo | I assure you, Carthage. |
| Sebastian | His word is more than the miraculous harp; he hath raised the wall and houses too. |
| Antonio | What impossible matter will he make easy next? |
| Sebastian | I think he will carry this island home in his pocket and give it his son for an apple. |
| Antonio | And, sowing the kernels of it in the sea, bring forth more islands. |
| Gonzalo | Ay. |
| Antonio | Why, in good time. |
| Gonzalo | Sir, we were talking that our garments seem now as fresh as when we were at Tunis at the marriage of your daughter, who is now queen. |
| Antonio | And the rarest that e’er came there. |
| Sebastian | Bate, I beseech you, widow Dido. |
| Antonio | O, widow Dido! ay, widow Dido. |
| Gonzalo | Is not, sir, my doublet as fresh as the first day I wore it? I mean, in a sort. |
| Antonio | That sort was well fished for. |
| Gonzalo | When I wore it at your daughter’s marriage? |
| Alonso |
You cram these words into mine ears against
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| Francisco |
Sir, he may live:
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| Alonso | No, no, he’s gone. |
| Sebastian |
Sir, you may thank yourself for this great loss,
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| Alonso | Prithee, peace. |
| Sebastian |
You were kneel’d to and importuned otherwise
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| Alonso | So is the dear’st o’ the loss. |
| Gonzalo |
My lord Sebastian,
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| Sebastian | Very well. |
| Antonio | And most chirurgeonly. |
| Gonzalo |
It is foul weather in us all, good sir,
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| Sebastian | Foul weather? |
| Antonio | Very foul. |
| Gonzalo | Had I plantation of this isle, my lord— |
| Antonio | He’d sow’t with nettle-seed. |
| Sebastian | Or docks, or mallows. |
| Gonzalo | And were the king on’t, what would I do? |
| Sebastian | ’Scape being drunk for want of wine. |
| Gonzalo |
I’ the commonwealth I would by contraries
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| Sebastian | Yet he would be king on’t. |
| Antonio | The latter end of his commonwealth forgets the beginning. |
| Gonzalo |
All things in common nature should produce
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| Sebastian | No marrying ’mong his subjects? |
| Antonio | None, man; all idle: whores and knaves. |
| Gonzalo |
I would with such perfection govern, sir,
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| Sebastian | God save his majesty! |
| Antonio | Long live Gonzalo! |
| Gonzalo | And—do you mark me, sir? |
| Alonso | Prithee, no more: thou dost talk nothing to me. |
| Gonzalo | I do well believe your highness; and did it to minister occasion to these gentlemen, who are of such sensible and nimble lungs that they always use to laugh at nothing. |
| Antonio | ’Twas you we laughed at. |
| Gonzalo | Who in this kind of merry fooling am nothing to you: so you may continue and laugh at nothing still. |
| Antonio | What a blow was there given! |
| Sebastian | An it had not fallen flat-long. |
| Gonzalo | You are gentlemen of brave metal; you would lift the moon out of her sphere, if she would continue in it five weeks without changing. |
| Enter Ariel, invisible, playing solemn music. | |
| Sebastian | We would so, and then go a bat-fowling. |
| Antonio | Nay, good my lord, be not angry. |
| Gonzalo | No, I warrant you; I will not adventure my discretion so weakly. Will you laugh me asleep, for I am very heavy? |
| Antonio | Go sleep, and hear us. All sleep except Alonso, Sebastian, and Antonio. |
| Alonso |
What, all so soon asleep! I wish mine eyes
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| Sebastian |
Please you, sir,
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| Antonio |
We two, my lord,
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| Alonso | Thank you. Wondrous heavy. Alonso sleeps. Exit Ariel. |
| Sebastian | What a strange drowsiness possesses them! |
| Antonio | It is the quality o’ the climate. |
| Sebastian |
Why
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| Antonio |
Nor I; my spirits are nimble.
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| Sebastian | What, art thou waking? |
| Antonio | Do you not hear me speak? |
| Sebastian |
I do; and surely
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| Antonio |
Noble Sebastian,
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| Sebastian |
Thou dost snore distinctly;
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| Antonio |
I am more serious than my custom: you
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| Sebastian | Well, I am standing water. |
| Antonio | I’ll teach you how to flow. |
| Sebastian |
Do so: to ebb
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| Antonio |
O,
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| Sebastian |
Prithee, say on:
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| Antonio |
Thus, sir:
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| Sebastian |
I have no hope
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| Antonio |
O, out of that “no hope”
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| Sebastian | He’s gone. |
| Antonio |
Then, tell me,
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| Sebastian | Claribel. |
| Antonio |
She that is queen of Tunis; she that dwells
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| Sebastian |
What stuff is this! how say you?
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| Antonio |
A space whose every cubit
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| Sebastian | Methinks I do. |
| Antonio |
And how does your content
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| Sebastian |
I remember
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| Antonio |
True:
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| Sebastian | But, for your conscience? |
| Antonio |
Ay, sir; where lies that? if ’twere a kibea painful sore on the heel, caused by cold,
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| Sebastian |
Thy case, dear friend,
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| Antonio |
Draw together;
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| Sebastian | O, but one word. They talk apart. |
| Reenter Ariel, invisible. | |
| Ariel |
My master through his art foresees the danger
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While you here do snoring lie,
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| Antonio | Then let us both be sudden. |
| Gonzalo |
Now, good angels
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| Alonso |
Why, how now? ho, awake! Why are you drawn?
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| Gonzalo | What’s the matter? |
| Sebastian |
Whiles we stood here securing your repose,
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| Alonso | I heard nothing. |
| Antonio |
O, ’twas a din to fright a monster’s ear,
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| Alonso | Heard you this, Gonzalo? |
| Gonzalo |
Upon mine honour, sir, I heard a humming,
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| Alonso |
Lead off this ground; and let’s make further search
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| Gonzalo |
Heavens keep him from these beasts!
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| Alonso | Lead away. |
| Ariel |
Prospero my lord shall know what I have done:
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