Act 4
Scene V
Juliet’s chamber.
| Enter Nurse. | |
| Nurse |
Mistress! what, mistress! Juliet! fast, I warrant her, she:
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| Enter Lady Capulet. | |
| Lady Capulet | What noise is here? |
| Nurse | O lamentable day! |
| Lady Capulet | What is the matter? |
| Nurse | Look, look! O heavy day! |
| Lady Capulet |
O me, O me! My child, my only life,
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| Enter Capulet. | |
| Capulet | For shame, bring Juliet forth; her lord is come. |
| Nurse | She’s dead, deceased, she’s dead; alack the day! |
| Lady Capulet | Alack the day, she’s dead, she’s dead, she’s dead! |
| Capulet |
Ha! let me see her: out, alas! she’s cold;
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| Nurse | O lamentable day! |
| Lady Capulet | O woeful time! |
| Capulet |
Death, that hath ta’en her hence to make me wail,
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| Enter Friar Laurence and Paris, with Musicians. | |
| Friar Laurence | Come, is the bride ready to go to church? |
| Capulet |
Ready to go, but never to return.
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| Paris |
Have I thought long to see this morning’s face,
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| Lady Capulet |
Accursed, unhappy, wretched, hateful day!
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| Nurse |
O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day!
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| Paris |
Beguiled, divorced, wronged, spited, slain!
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| Capulet |
Despised, distressed, hated, martyr’d, kill’d!
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| Friar Laurence |
Peace, ho, for shame! confusion’s cure lives not
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| Capulet |
All things that we ordained festival,
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| Friar Laurence |
Sir, go you in; and, madam, go with him;
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| First Musician | Faith, we may put up our pipes, and be gone. |
| Nurse |
Honest good fellows, ah, put up, put up;
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| First Musician | Ay, by my troth, the case may be amended. |
| Enter Peter. | |
| Peter | Musicians, O, musicians, “Heart’s ease, Heart’s ease:” O, an you will have me live, play “Heart’s ease.” |
| First Musician | Why “Heart’s ease”? |
| Peter | O, musicians, because my heart itself plays “My heart is full of woe:” O, play me some merry dump, to comfort me. |
| First Musician | Not a dump we; ’tis no time to play now. |
| Peter | You will not, then? |
| First Musician | No. |
| Peter | I will then give it you soundly. |
| First Musician | What will you give us? |
| Peter | No money, on my faith, but the gleek; I will give you the minstrel. |
| First Musician | Then I will give you the serving-creature. |
| Peter | Then will I lay the serving-creature’s dagger on your pate. I will carry no crotchetswhims or troublesome fancies, with a pun on musical notes: I’ll re you, I’ll fa you; do you note me? |
| First Musician | An you re us and fa us, you note us. |
| Second Musician | Pray you, put up your dagger, and put out your wit. |
| Peter |
Then have at you with my wit! I will dry-beat you with an iron wit, and put up my iron dagger. Answer me like men:
why “silver sound”? why “music with her silver sound”? What say you, Simon Catling? |
| First Musician | Marry, sir, because silver hath a sweet sound. |
| Peter | Pretty! What say you, Hugh Rebeck? |
| Second Musician | I say “silver sound,” because musicians sound for silver. |
| Peter | Pretty too! What say you, James Soundpost? |
| Third Musician | Faith, I know not what to say. |
| Peter |
O, I cry you mercy; you are the singer: I will say for you. It is “music with her silver sound,” because musicians have no gold for sounding:
Exit. |
| First Musician | What a pestilent knave is this same! |
| Second Musician | Hang him, Jack! Come, we’ll in here; tarry for the mourners, and stay dinner. Exeunt. |