Act 1
Scene I
Verona. A public place.
| Enter Sampson and Gregory, of the house of Capulet, armed with swords and bucklerssmall shields carried in the hand. | |
| Sampson | Gregory, o’ my word, we’ll not carry coals. |
| Gregory | No, for then we should be colliers. |
| Sampson | I mean, an we be in choleranger or an angry temper, we’ll draw. |
| Gregory | Ay, while you live, draw your neck out o’ the collar. |
| Sampson | I strike quickly, being moved. |
| Gregory | But thou art not quickly moved to strike. |
| Sampson | A dog of the house of Montague moves me. |
| Gregory | To move is to stir; and to be valiant is to stand: therefore, if thou art moved, thou runn’st away. |
| Sampson | A dog of that house shall move me to stand: I will take the wall of any man or maid of Montague’s. |
| Gregory | That shows thee a weak slave; for the weakest goes to the wall. |
| Sampson | True; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to the wall: therefore I will push Montague’s men from the wall, and thrust his maids to the wall. |
| Gregory | The quarrel is between our masters and us their men. |
| Sampson | ’Tis all one, I will show myself a tyrant: when I have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the maids, and cut off their heads. |
| Gregory | The heads of the maids? |
| Sampson | Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads; take it in what sense thou wilt. |
| Gregory | They must take it in sense that feel it. |
| Sampson | Me they shall feel while I am able to stand: and ’tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh. |
| Gregory | ’Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou hadst been poor John. Draw thy tool; here comes two of the house of the Montagues. |
| Sampson | My naked weapon is out: quarrel, I will back thee. |
| Gregory | How! turn thy back and run? |
| Sampson | Fear me not. |
| Gregory | No, marry; I fear thee! |
| Sampson | Let us take the law of our sides; let them begin. |
| Gregory | I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it as they list. |
| Sampson | Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it. |
| Enter Abraham and Balthasar. | |
| Abraham | Do you bite your thumb at us, sir? |
| Sampson | I do bite my thumb, sir. |
| Abraham | Do you bite your thumb at us, sir? |
| Sampson | Aside to Gregory. Is the law of our side, if I say ay? |
| Gregory | No. |
| Sampson | No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir. |
| Gregory | Do you quarrel, sir? |
| Abraham | Quarrel, sir! no, sir. |
| Sampson | If you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a man as you. |
| Abraham | No better. |
| Sampson | Well, sir. |
| Gregory | Say “better:” here comes one of my master’s kinsmen. |
| Sampson | Yes, better, sir. |
| Abraham | You lie. |
| Sampson | Draw, if you be men. Gregory, remember thy swashing blow. They fight. |
| Enter Benvolio. | |
| Benvolio |
Part, fools!
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| Enter Tybalt. | |
| Tybalt |
What, art thou drawn among these heartless hinds?
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| Benvolio |
I do but keep the peace: put up thy sword,
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| Tybalt |
What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word,
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| Enter several of both houses, who join the fray; then enter Citizens, with clubs. | |
| First Citizen |
Clubs, bills, and partisans! strike! beat them down!
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| Enter Capulet in his gown, and Lady Capulet. | |
| Capulet | What noise is this? Give me my long sword, ho! |
| Lady Capulet | A crutch, a crutch! why call you for a sword? |
| Capulet |
My sword, I say! Old Montague is come,
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| Enter Montague and Lady Montague. | |
| Montague | Thou villain Capulet—Hold me not, let me go. |
| Lady Montague | Thou shalt not stir a foot to seek a foe. |
| Enter Prince, with Attendants. | |
| Prince |
Rebellious subjects, enemies to peace,
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| Montague |
Who set this ancient quarrel new abroach?
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| Benvolio |
Here were the servants of your adversary,
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| Lady Montague |
O, where is Romeo? saw you him to-day?
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| Benvolio |
Madam, an hour before the worshipp’d sun
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| Montague |
Many a morning hath he there been seen,
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| Benvolio | My noble uncle, do you know the cause? |
| Montague | I neither know it nor can learn of him. |
| Benvolio | Have you importuned him by any means? |
| Montague |
Both by myself and many other friends:
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| Enter Romeo. | |
| Benvolio |
See, where he comes: so please you, step aside;
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| Montague |
I would thou wert so happy by thy stay,
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| Benvolio | Good morrow, cousin. |
| Romeo | Is the day so young? |
| Benvolio | But new struck nine. |
| Romeo |
Ay me! sad hours seem long.
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| Benvolio | It was. What sadness lengthens Romeo’s hours? |
| Romeo | Not having that, which, having, makes them short. |
| Benvolio | In love? |
| Romeo | Out— |
| Benvolio | Of love? |
| Romeo | Out of her favour, where I am in love. |
| Benvolio |
Alas, that love, so gentle in his view,
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| Romeo |
Alas, that love, whose view is muffled still,
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| Benvolio | No, coz, I rather weep. |
| Romeo | Good heart, at what? |
| Benvolio | At thy good heart’s oppression. |
| Romeo |
Why, such is love’s transgression.
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| Benvolio |
Soft! I will go along;
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| Romeo |
Tut, I have lost myself; I am not here;
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| Benvolio | Tell me in sadness, who is that you love. |
| Romeo | What, shall I groan and tell thee? |
| Benvolio |
Groan! why, no;
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| Romeo |
Bid a sick man in sadness make his will:
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| Benvolio | I aim’d so near, when I supposed you loved. |
| Romeo | A right good mark-man! And she’s fair I love. |
| Benvolio | A right fair mark, fair coz, is soonest hit. |
| Romeo |
Well, in that hit you miss: she’ll not be hit
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| Benvolio | Then she hath sworn that she will still live chasteabstaining from sexual relations? |
| Romeo |
She hath, and in that sparing makes huge waste,
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| Benvolio | Be ruled by me, forget to think of her. |
| Romeo | O, teach me how I should forget to think. |
| Benvolio |
By giving liberty unto thine eyes;
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| Romeo |
’Tis the way
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| Benvolio | I’ll pay that doctrine, or else die in debt. Exeunt. |