Act 5
Scene II
A gallery in the residence of the Cardinal and Ferdinand.
| Enter Pescara and Doctor. | |
| Pescara |
Now, doctor, may I visit your patient? |
| Doctor |
If’t please your lordship; but he’s instantly
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| Pescara |
Pray thee, what’s his disease? |
| Doctor |
A very pestilent disease, my lord,
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| Pescara |
What’s that?
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| Doctor |
I’ll tell you.
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| Pescara |
I am glad on’t. |
| Doctor |
Yet not without some fear
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| Enter Ferdinand, Cardinal, Malatesti, and Bosala. | |
| Ferdinand | Leave me. |
| Malatesti | Why doth your lordship love this solitariness? |
| Ferdinand | Eagles commonly fly alone: they are crows, daws, and starlings that flock together. Look, what’s that follows me? |
| Malatesti | Nothing, my lord. |
| Ferdinand | Yes. |
| Malatesti | ’Tis your shadow. |
| Ferdinand | Stay it; let it not haunt me. |
| Malatesti | Impossible, if you move, and the sun shine. |
| Ferdinand | I will throttle it. Throws himself down on his shadow. |
| Malatesti | O, my lord, you are angry with nothing. |
| Ferdinand | You are a fool: how is’t possible I should catch my shadow, unless I fall upon’t? When I go to hell, I mean to carry a bribe; for, look you, good gifts evermore make way for the worst persons. |
| Pescara | Rise, good my lord. |
| Ferdinand | I am studying the art of patience. |
| Pescara | ’Tis a noble virtue. |
| Ferdinand | To drive six snails before me from this town to Moscow; neither use goad nor whip to them, but let them take their own time;—the patient’st man i’ th’ world match me for an experiment:—an I’ll crawl after like a sheep-biter.110 |
| Cardinal | Force him up. |
| They raise him. | |
| Ferdinand | Use me well, you were best. What I have done, I have done: I’ll confess nothing. |
| Doctor |
Now let me come to him.—Are you mad, my lord? Are you out of your princely wits? |
| Ferdinand |
What’s he? |
| Pescara |
Your doctor. |
| Ferdinand | Let me have his beard saw’d off, and his eyebrows fil’d more civil. |
| Doctor | I must do mad tricks with him, for that’s the only way on’t.—I have brought your grace a salamander’s skin to keep you from sunburning. |
| Ferdinand | I have cruel sore eyes. |
| Doctor | The white of a cockatrix’s111 egg is present remedy. |
| Ferdinand | Let it be a new-laid one, you were best. Hide me from him: physicians are like kings—They brook no contradiction. |
| Doctor | Now he begins to fear me: now let me alone with him. |
| Cardinal | How now! put off your gown! |
| Doctor | Let me have some forty urinals filled with rosewater: he and I’ll go pelt one another with them.—Now he begins to fear me.—Can you fetch a frisk,112 sir?—Let him go, let him go, upon my peril: I find by his eye he stands in awe of me; I’ll make him as tame as a dormouse. |
| Ferdinand | Can you fetch your frisks, sir!—I will stamp him into a cullis,113 flay off his skin to cover one of the anatomies114 this rogue hath set i’ th’ cold yonder in Barber-Chirurgeon’s-hall. —Hence, hence! you are all of you like beasts for sacrifice. Throws the Doctor down and beats him. There’s nothing left of you but tongue and belly, flattery and lechery. |
| Exit. | |
| Pescara |
Doctor, he did not fear you thoroughly. |
| Doctor |
True; I was somewhat too forward. |
| Bosola |
Mercy upon me, what a fatal judgment
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| Pescara |
Knows your grace
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| Cardinal |
Aside. I must feign somewhat.—Thus they say it grew.
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| Bosola |
Sir, I would speak with you. |
| Pescara |
We’ll leave your grace,
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| Cardinal |
You are most welcome. |
| Exeunt Pescara, Malatesti, and Doctor. | |
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Are you come? so.—Aside. This fellow must not know
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| Bosola |
Anything;
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| Enter Julia. | |
| Julia |
Sir, will you come into supper? |
| Cardinal |
I am busy; leave me. |
| Julia |
Aside. What an excellent shape hath that fellow! |
| Exit. | |
| Cardinal |
’Tis thus. Antonio lurks here in Milan:
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| Bosola |
But by what means shall I find him out? |
| Cardinal |
There is a gentleman call’d Delio
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| Bosola |
Well, I’ll not freeze i’ th’ business:
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| Cardinal |
Do, and be happy. |
| Exit. | |
| Bosola |
This fellow doth breed basilisks in’s eyes,
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| Reenter Julia, with a pistol. | |
| Julia |
So, sir, you are well met. |
| Bosola |
How Now! |
| Julia |
Nay, the doors are fast enough:
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| Bosola |
Treachery! |
| Julia |
Yes, confess to me
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| Bosola |
Love-powder! |
| Julia |
Yes, when I was at Malfi.
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| Bosola |
Sure, your pistol holds
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| Julia |
Compare thy form and my eyes together,
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| Bosola |
Know you me, I am a blunt soldier. |
| Julia |
The better:
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| Bosola |
And I want compliment. |
| Julia |
Why, ignorance
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| Bosola |
You are very fair. |
| Julia |
Nay, if you lay beauty to my charge,
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| Bosola |
Your bright eyes
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| Julia |
You will mar me with commendation,
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| Bosola |
Aside. I have it, I will work upon this creature.—
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| Julia |
No; he might count me a wanton,
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| Bosola |
O, you are an excellent lady! |
| Julia |
Bid me do somewhat for you presently
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| Bosola |
I will; and if you love me,
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| Julia |
Why would you know this? |
| Bosola |
I have depended on him,
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| Julia |
You shall not need
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| Bosola |
And I your loyal servant: but I cannot
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| Julia |
Not leave an ungrateful
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| Bosola |
Will you do this? |
| Julia |
Cunningly. |
| Bosola |
Tomorrow I’ll expect th’ intelligence. |
| Julia |
Tomorrow! get you into my cabinet;
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| Exit Bosala. | |
| Reenter Cardinal. | |
| Cardinal |
Where are you? |
| Enter Servants. | |
| Servants |
Here. |
| Cardinal |
Let none, upon your lives, have conference
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| Exeunt Servants. | |
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Yond’s my lingering consumption:
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| Julia |
How now, my lord! what ails you? |
| Cardinal |
Nothing. |
| Julia |
O, you are much alter’d:
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| Cardinal |
I may not tell you. |
| Julia |
Are you so far in love with sorrow
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| Cardinal |
Satisfy thy longing—
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| Julia |
Tell your echo this,
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| Cardinal |
Will you rack me? |
| Julia |
No, judgment shall
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| Cardinal |
The first argues folly. |
| Julia |
But the last tyranny. |
| Cardinal |
Very well: why, imagine I have committed
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| Julia |
Therefore may not I know it?
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| Cardinal |
You’ll repent it. |
| Julia |
Never. |
| Cardinal |
It hurries thee to ruin: I’ll not tell thee.
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| Julia |
Now you dally with me. |
| Cardinal |
No more; thou shalt know it.
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| Julia |
O heaven! sir, what have you done! |
| Cardinal |
How now? How settles this? Think you your bosom
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| Julia |
You have undone yourself, sir. |
| Cardinal |
Why? |
| Julia |
It lies not in me to conceal it. |
| Cardinal |
No?
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| Julia |
Most religiously. |
| Cardinal |
Kiss it. She kisses the book. |
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Now you shall never utter it; thy curiosity
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| Reenter Bosala. | |
| Bosola |
For pity-sake, hold! |
| Cardinal |
Ha, Bosola! |
| Julia |
I forgive you
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| Bosola |
O foolish woman,
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| Julia |
’Tis weakness,
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| Cardinal |
Wherefore com’st thou hither? |
| Bosola |
That I might find a great man like yourself,
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| Cardinal |
I’ll have thee hew’d in pieces. |
| Bosola |
Make not yourself such a promise of that life
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| Cardinal |
Who plac’d thee here? |
| Bosola |
Her lust, as she intended. |
| Cardinal |
Very well:
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| Bosola |
And wherefore should you lay fair marble colours
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| Cardinal |
No more; there is
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| Bosola |
Shall I go sue to Fortune any longer?
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| Cardinal |
I have honours in store for thee. |
| Bosola |
There are a many ways that conduct to seeming
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| Cardinal |
Throw to the devil
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| Bosola |
Yes. |
| Cardinal |
Take up that body. |
| Bosola |
I think I shall
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| Cardinal |
I will allow thee some dozen of attendants
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| Bosola | O, by no means. Physicians that apply horseleeches to any rank swelling use to cut off their tails, that the blood may run through them the faster: let me have no train when I go to shed blood, less it make me have a greater when I ride to the gallows. |
| Cardinal |
Come to me after midnight, to help to remove
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| Bosola |
Where’s Castruccio her husband? |
| Cardinal |
He’s rode to Naples, to take possession
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| Bosola |
Believe me, you have done a very happy turn. |
| Cardinal |
Fail not to come. There is the master-key
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| Bosola |
You shall find me ready. |
| Exit Cardinal. | |
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O poor Antonio, though nothing be so needful
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| Exit. |