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The Owl and the Pussycat

An owl and a cat are sitting in a boat. The owl is playing a guitar, and the cat is holding a jar of honey.
I

The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat:
They took some honey, and plenty of money
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
“O lovely Pussy, O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!”

II

Pussy said to the Owl, “You elegant fowl,
How charmingly sweet you sing!
Oh! let us be married; too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?”
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the bong-tree grows;
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood,
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

The owl and the cat are talking to a pig.
III

“Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?” Said the Piggy, “I will.”
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.

They dined on mince and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

The owl, cat, and turkey are dancing.
Contents
“How Pleasant to Know Mr. Lear!”1 minIntroduction16 minA Book of Nonsense15 min

Nonsense Songs

The Owl and the Pussycat1 minThe Duck and the Kangaroo1 minThe Daddy Long-Legs and the Fly2 minThe Jumblies3 minThe Nutcrackers and the Sugar-Tongs2 minCalico Pie1 minMr. and Mrs. Spikky Sparrow2 minThe Broom, the Shovel, the Poker, and the Tongs1 minThe Table and the Chair1 min

Nonsense Stories

The Story of the Four Little Children Who Went Round the World12 minThe History of the Seven Families of the Lake Pipple-Popple10 min

Nonsense Songs, Stories, Botany, and Alphabets

Nonsense Cookery3 minNonsense Botany1 minNonsense Alphabets7 min

More Nonsense Pictures, Rhymes, Botany, etc.

Introduction4 minNonsense Botany1 minOne Hundred Nonsense Pictures and Rhymes13 minTwenty-Six Nonsense Rhymes and Pictures2 minFull contents of Nonsense Books
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